Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
