Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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