She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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