You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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