How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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