i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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