and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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