I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Quick, to the slutcave!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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