I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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