bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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