i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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