If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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