Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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