Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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