i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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