Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
