I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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