I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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