They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize