yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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