Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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