I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am one with the molecules
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution