My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.