I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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