cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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