3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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