Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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