The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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