I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Are we still banned from the library?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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