Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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