Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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