Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wish i was in the wii world.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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