I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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