I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
True strength comes from lack of pants
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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