Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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