Dual....:-)
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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