He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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