whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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