whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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