do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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