That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
