And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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