I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
it's like iHOP with fire
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
