You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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