Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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