i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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