But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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