You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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