Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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