Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Randomize
