have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Slut skills are useful in every country.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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