In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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