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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?

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(312): View more from Illinois

omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies

(815): View more from Illinois

Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.

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(303): View more from Colorado

maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."

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(541): View more from Oregon

plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?

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(314): View more from Missouri

My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married

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(843): View more from South Carolina

But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.

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(646): View more from New York

I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE

(646): View more from New York

HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT

(646): View more from New York

GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT

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