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(253): View more from Washington

The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

it was average length and chubby

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

so kinda like him?

(919): View more from North Carolina

now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind

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(517): View more from Michigan

There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.

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(248): View more from Michigan

your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.

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