Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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