i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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