That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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