Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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